Sleepover tonight, all awaiting 3:45 when the alarm will go off and we will take fifteen minutes to get ready before we head off. I cannot wait.
Tonight, we did glitter toes. Mine failed EPICALLY. I was laughed at. I'm not even sure how it was so bad, but it was. and when i tried again, I failed.
I'm real cool, don't worry.
I'm looking forward to...
*no makeup. (i'm not even taking any)
*making new friends.
*sleeping in the car (not sure why I love this so much)
*not worrying about anything.
Oh man. So excited.
See you all on friday? yes.
Sunday, May 30, 2010
Sleepover tonight, all awaiting 3:45 when the alarm will go off and we will take fifteen minutes to get ready before we head off. I cannot wait.
Posted by caihay at 10:13 PM
Saturday, May 29, 2010
I had forgotten how well Saryn and I click, how within hours of being with each other we can read each others minds.
I had forgotten how much I was obsessed with Vanilla Icees.
I had forgotten how exciting making bread and cleaning can be.
I had forgotten the excitement of Mexico.
I had forgotten how much I love Shandi and Parker.
p.s. don't fret because I have already given Parker many wedgies.
I had forgotten how fun it is to watch movies with people that will quote them with you.
I had forgotten how fantastic it is to sleep on the tramp.
(not that we slept on it, but we thought about it and I remembered how I love it.)
I had forgotten how much I love Cedar City and everyone here, but then I remembered.
Posted by caihay at 8:58 PM
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
When we have sleepovers, sometimes Megan wakes me up by stroking my cheek. She's a creeper.
My life goal was fulfilled yesterday. yess.
Mexico in T minus 5 days. Oh baby.
Tanning salons. i like them.
At work, we have war head eating contests. I had 11 in my mouth at one time.
I really like when we all end up in the front office, talking and eating candy.
Dale, he buys me my very own PURPLE gloves. I almost cry with joy.
Random snow cone runs, they are nice. I dye my lips red with my island strawberry.
Sometimes my shoelaces break. Merh.
Tonight, i will burn my school work. I can't wait.
The tanned star on my stomach is nice.
enchiladas. nuff said.
makeup and real clothes are so unnecessary.
Tomorrow, i'm getting my hair done. My favorite thing in the world.
SCHOOLS OUT FOR SUMMER. Does anyone else feel like screaming this song at the top of your lungs and running around? I do.
Mickell and I, we solve life mysteries.
Megan knows all sorts of weird thing about computers. She tells me and it goes right over my head.
Sometimes when I let my hair air-dry I get these really weird waves.
I hate when I'm all ready, in my swimsuit, and then the pool isn't open. MERH!
Well. This rambling session is done. Until I think of something else.
Posted by caihay at 12:41 PM
Monday, May 24, 2010
I can't believe my sophmore year is over!! It seems like last week I was getting lost tryingt o find my classes and not be trampled by big kids. I've had a ridiculous amount of fun this year, I've made so many new friends and had lots of new experiences such as dating and driving. It's been crazy, but I've loved it. I've learned a lot this year. About myself, the kind of friends I want, and other things.
It's been a fantastic year and summer is going to be even greater.
Then, junior year.
No more squashmore.
Posted by caihay at 9:33 PM
Sometimes when megan writes in my yearbook, I fall off her bed in a fit of laughter and rip my favorite jeans.
Posted by caihay at 9:32 PM
Thursday, May 20, 2010
We like asians, we do. when we see them, we text each other.
Can we please just all sing and dance for the fact that I have an A in biology?!?!?! I never thought I would see the day!
Sometimes my father and I go on a date to get my passport. we ride the scooters and go to costco. while we wait, we go find all the good samples.
I have a purple addiction. Is there a club for people like that?
Ever felt an odd desire to clean? Today is one of those days. I cleaned my bedroom, the bathroom, vacuumed, cleaned the fridge, did laundry, am still doing laundry, and even folded jaden's laundry.
Ok, maybe i'm just a weirdie. and a clean freak. like when i wash all the markers before I put them in the box in spirit team.
I like walkers drinks. especially if they are free. Or 74 cents during the month of may.
I'm so excited to see everyone tommorrow.
getting ready and wearing clothes is so unnecessary.
sometimes i get lost while driving and i almost cry.
Pizza Pie Cafe= bomb.com
seriously. so good.
Sometimes I see Edward at pizza pie and when I talk to him my father looks concerned and then asks who he is.
I hope he doesn't capture me and put me in a van. bahahaha such a great night.
anxiously awaiting kendra's email.
Sometimes Katie calls me and I remember how obsessed I am with her and how much I miss her.
-the late night singing in my room.
-planning to be married to david archuleta and ryan secrest.
-getting locked in her car.
-our morning chats while one of us was in the shower and the other was doing their hair.
-ice cream runs.
-sacrament meetings where all we did was talk.
-checking out attractive males.
-talking about her hot dates.
-running into each others' rooms and beginning to sing real loud.
-deciding she could NOT name her daughter after me because we're sisters.
-being excited about her new bedspread. haha.
-This is why i'm hot. This is why i'm hot. hahhahahahhaha.
-'I hate that stupid old pickup truck you always made me drive'
-dancing and dipping in my room.
-jumping up and down excitedly.
Greatest thing of my life, katie living here.
Posted by caihay at 9:20 PM
What a fantastic day.
A list for you:
- Not disecting frogs in Biology, but rather watching and trying not to gag.
- 100/100 on my tesolation
- playing with nicky's hair in math.
- befriending mari.
- jared texting me, telling me of good deals at quiksilver.
- leaving spirit team.
- watching wife swap instead of being in third period.
- A letter of my VERY OWN from Kendra.
- costa with megan.
- freddie waving at me.
- scooter ride with megan instead of school.
- a wierd but good music mood.
- this providence.
- cold costa vida.
- my dad stating; 'wow, I can't think of anything better than freddie waving at you at costa."
- new, five dollar roxy sweatshirt.
- a letter from DAVID PRATT!!!
I'm a fan, thursday.
Posted by caihay at 6:35 PM
As I saw the car, I thought to myself, I wonder if Freddie is here. As I walked inside, I saw him. I almost peed my pants.
"megan. look look look look look." i was ridiculously excited.
We stared at him for quite some time, each time him seeing us. We would look away but then go right back to staring.
As I looked to him, he was staring at me!!!!
"megan. he was just staring at me!" I said in a loud whisper.
This happened quite some time.
Our awkward staring at each other went on for quite some time. Then, he was about to leave and I was about to pay. We looked at each other and he waved!!!!
Probably, we're in love.
Posted by caihay at 6:30 PM
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Sometimes, I fall. Like today.
There I was, walking down the hall by myself from lunch. (in case you think I'm a loser right here, I had to type stuff for English) and naturally, I was staring at the attractive male, not looking at my feet, when I slipped on some water. And fell to my knee saying, "woah." As I looked up to see if he had seen, he had and he was smiling at me, obviously holding back laughter. How embarrassing.
Also, none of my friends were there to laugh at me. Even more embarrassing.
So, that's my awkward story for today. Sometimes I slip and boys laugh at me.
Posted by caihay at 9:48 PM
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Kirby's. I just cannot say enough about how much I love them all.
Sometimes jo spills so we don't let her touch things.
Also, Kassie spits food.
We meet Robert and like him. We'll keep him.
I spill moose bars on my sweatshirt.
Kassie decides my sweatshirt is too low.
Sometimes people look like nomes and we laugh real hard.
I say hello and ten minutes later kenna realizes I'm there.
Sometimes I read so much my head wants to explode. And I'm still not done. stupid english.
"what you're having a love affair with mexico behind my back?!?!"
Evan makes us food. It's delicious. We all have to apologize to him for doubting.
It still seems like there are 3 months left of school. Summer, come faster.
I didn't even get to do a rain dance or go puddle jumping. Stupid work.
I really love comments. You should probably comment more, if you're reading this.
People wear odd button headbands. I like it. Maybe I'll paste a button to my head? I feel good about that.
I wish things were like that all the time. They were perfect.
My best friend in the ENTIRE world, yeah, it's her 18th birthday tomorrow. And I won't even see her.
Stupid internet. STOP THIS NONSENSE.
Imma snarf you.
I'm craving some chubby hubby right about now.
Sometimes I post creepy pictures on my private blog.
Skinny jeans and a big sweatshirt tomorrow? I think so.
Probably the clothes are the only good thing about cold.
"Oh man. If I had a helicopter my stalking would be so much more efficient."
I really need a helicopter.
"It was awesome. I threw up after."--Kassie.
Alright. I guess I should probably go to bed now. meeerrrrrrhhhhhh.
"sometimes cailey barks at the dog."
"no, i didn't bark. all i did was merh."
Posted by caihay at 9:49 PM
Sometimes instead of going to school, I babysit dillon. He likes me. We cuddle. and each lunch together.
It's been raining. Let's go puddle jumping.
I love bean bag chairs. I sleep in them sometimes, on accident.
When it's hot at work, I go stand in the rain.
Crazy mothers make me happy. It's funny at dance competitons, all the mothers wearing their daughters names and such. So great.
Also, the pageant moms on television.
I'll probably be a crazy dance mom, just for fun.
I'm gonna make my mom a shirt for my dance concert. With my name on it, a heart around it. and a cute saying. ideas for that? comment.
I'll see Saryn on sunday, for a whole 8 hours, practically. I'm excited.
Jaden's going through the temple tomorrow night and his farewell is on sunday.
Probably I'll cry.
If you come, bring tissues.
Lots of them.
I tell evan I sit in his window sills and stalk him. He likes it.
Carrie Underwood makes me happy.
I wish I could sing like her.
Plus, she's a babe.
And is marrying a hockey player.
She's got a big rock on her finger.
Circus Animal cookies are delicious. I feel five when I eat them.
Posted by caihay at 5:12 PM
Monday, May 17, 2010
I don't remember that last time my fingers weren't all cut up from work.
I really dislike that.
Call me a girl (i've been called worse...) but I hate when my fingernails are dirty from work. It really annoys me.
anonymous commenter. You're really really cool. Incase you were wondering, your comment meant nothing to me. "you will never belong with the kirbys." really? was it supposed to hurt? It didn't. You're lame.
I really hate when teachers remind you of book reports just 2 days before they are due. No, I haven't finished my book. I don't even have time to breathe, let alone read.
The waiting game is really annoying.
I hate that I feel guilty when I take a nap.
I hate that I feel guilty when I miss a little bit of work.
I hate that. Since when did I become a working adult? Pretty sure just a few weeks ago I was a teenager who took naps daily. Meeerrrrrrrhhhhh.
The end of the school year is really pointless. There are so many other things I need to be doing besides watching young frankenstein you imbicile.
Paying parking tickets makes me want to jump off a cliff. Except I'll have to find a cliff because apparently there are none tall enough around here. what is that about?
I miss kendra a ridiculous amount. She's only been gone for two weeks and I feel like it's already been a month or more. Merh.
Just come home already!!!
I hate when you take a million notes during class. So many that your hand is always cramping but you can't stop writing or else you will get behind. Normally, I like taking notes, I do. But not when the teacher goes so fast you can't even breathe.
I wish I had the guts to leave class. It bothers me that I don't. Anyone know where I can find some courage?
Well. I believe thats enough anger for now.
Posted by caihay at 5:02 PM
So. Mickell turned 19 the other day.
She's afraid of children. and husbands. deathly afraid. we torture her.
We (megan and i) got her 8 babies, named them all, and put them in martini glasses.
Then, we cut out a boys face( he shall not be named on this here blog) and pasted him to a cardboard cutout of taylor lautner*. Then, we left him in her room while she was gone to be found later in the day.
Probably the greatest present I have ever given in my entire life.
*This thing was quite possibly the scariest thing of my entire life. I almost peed my pants like five times because of its creeping on us.
Posted by caihay at 11:48 AM
So. I could quite possibly go to Mexico with Saryn for her senior trip.
But, I need some money, probably.
I have a jar in my room.
You guys can donate some quarters if you want?
I'd like that.
Mexico would like that.
It misses me. I haven't seen him in two years.
I miss him.
We're in a relationship, mexico and i are probably.
So help me visit my boyfriend, mexico.
Donations sent to cailey's room, jar in between ihome and scentsy.
Posted by caihay at 11:44 AM
Sunday, May 16, 2010
I love the Kirby's. So much.
Sometimes we have bonfires at their house and make s'mores.
It's really nice.
Colleen tells me that pants that give you wedgies are the best.
It's weird to be on the other end of the spectrum where my friends are the ones kicking their little siblings out. I've always been the little sibling that got kicked out. But now, I'm the one friend telling them to let them stay. i feel really weird.
School is almost out. hallelujah.
There are so many other things I need to be doing today but instead, here I am, avoiding english class and blogging.
low 80 degrees make me really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY happy.
Posted by caihay at 10:33 PM
I s'pose a MORP post is it order. So, here it is.
We wear awkward tourist clothes that give me wedgies when I dance.
We eat pizza at Mandi's.
We call Wade Stew.
We draw mustaches.
People caress people.
We have our mind blow by card tricks, but not really.
We wear fanny packs.
We drive in the USS quest.
It was a lovely night.
Posted by caihay at 10:30 PM
Friday, May 14, 2010
Typical things in my household?
Dancing like an idiot in the kitchen.
People yelling at you for dancing in the kitchen.
People telling you to stop singing louder than the television.
Yeah. We're really cool.
Also, Laffy Taffy jokes are a must.
Plus, our own stupid jokes.
Oh. Sometimes Jaden pays me five dollars to come home at lunch and switch over his laundry.
You can always tell when people in this house are really happy when they begin dancing insane and shaking their booty.
Also. Jaden thinks he is a bird sometimes. Or maybe he was dancing? I'm not sure.
Dance offs, always necessary.
Posted by caihay at 3:54 PM
Thursday, May 13, 2010
When dad's away, we will play.
So, my father and brother went to the Real Salt Lake game. What does that leave us ladies to do? Go on a date of course.
What a great night.
Costa Vida with my mother.
Then, a wal-mart trip. (always necessary.)
As we pull away (rather quickly... I was trying to get a license plate number. what?) I forget that my car doesn't have drink holders so they are on my dash and the sodas go EVERYWHERE. Lovely.
My mother and I laugh, and I tell her how it's like tibbs laughed too hard, so soda came out his nose. She laughs.
I like her. I like her a lot.
She is my favorite.
Tonight was so great.
Posted by caihay at 7:53 PM
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Sometimes, instead of attendance school I go to the Orchestra concert.
Megan plays the chello on my face, and I realize Megan is a dweeb. I still like her though.
Although there were a million different things I would have rather been doing, including scratching my eyes out and drowning, I admire those orchestra kids. I wish I had the talent they did. And I wish I enjoyed orchestra concerts, but I just don't. I'm sorry.
Sometimes, because of my child-like attention span, I row the boat and shimmy while the orchestra plays.
No explanation needed.
Why would I go to work when I could sleep? I wouldn't.
If that made sense...
Have any of you seen it? It is fabulous. So much makeup, hairspray, cat fights, and lovely accents. You gotta watch it. I thoroughly enjoy it.
I miss Kendra. Apparently she's found me a husband from Africa, named Wisdom. I feel really really good about that.
7 followers. Whats up.
(megan. Don't say anything.)
My jaw hurts. and my hand.
Posted by caihay at 9:21 PM
Funny how there is opposition in all things.
How, yesterday, was a terrible day all around and I felt awful, but today has been lovely.
-I woke up and showered, only to avoid attendance school and sleep some more.
-Since I already showered, I woke up at seven.
-Skinny jeans, massive sweatshirt, and keds.
-A great song was on the radio in the car.
-I got a good parking spot.
-I checked my email to find a lovely blog comment.
-Biology didn't completely bore me.
-I took a nap in math, only to be awoken by a boy staring at me creepily. His goal was to make me laugh, and he succeded.
-I cleaned in spirit team.
-Lunch by yourself is oddly fantastic.
-Email from Kendra!!!!
-Talking to Saryn always makes my day brighter.
-blogging makes me happy.
-And now, off to seminary.
Good Wednesday and it's only 12:36
Posted by caihay at 11:32 AM
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Thank-you, random asian man, for telling me good job. I appreciate you and your kindness. It made my day brighter.
Sometimes after work I have a safety glasses line of dirt on my face. Ew.
I got a blister on my finger. merh.
Today has been such a long day.
I listened to 24 out of 38 taylor swifts songs on my ipod.
We stalk russ' family blog, because he tells us to find it.
XL mens t-shirt and baggie pajama pants. yesss.
I'm anxiously awaiting Kendra's email.
Cinnamon toast crunch for dinner. mmm.
The thought of my very own pair of gloves makes me real excited. I hope they are purple.
I have too many purple things to count. It's my favorite color, you know.
Purple pencil I use daily.
I used to have a purple phone, spongebobbi.
Purple flip flops.
Purple nail polish.
About 7 purple shirts.
Purple sticker on my phone.
I really really really love purple.
Cooler than me--Mike Posner
Paramore. enough said.
Posted by caihay at 5:13 PM
Monday, May 10, 2010
I know, I'm a day late and a dollar short but my mother still deserves a blog post.
My mother is my best friend in the entire world. She always knows just what to do. She is always so kind and generous. At any given moment, she will be there for you. She has spent many late nights fixing my jeans or other articles of clothing that I need the next day but forgot about until then. Whenever I need help with my homework, she is always there, reading the textbook for me. And sometimes I even have to tell her to leave because she is doing too much of my homework and I feel guilty. But I like it.
My mom is amazing with kids, especially her grandchildren! They love her to death. She is always up for babysitting. Even when she has a ridiculous amount of things to do, she still makes time to babysit.
My mother is HYSTERICAL! You would never think it because of how quiet she is, but when she breaks out.. Oh man. so great. They are always stupid jokes (for those of you who wonder where I get all my stupid jokes...) but they always make us laugh.
My mother is always there for me. I couldn't count how many times she has stopped doing something to help me. She is an amazing lady and I would be nothing without her. I love going on our Friday lunch dates. They are easily the highlight of my week. I look forward to them.
I love love love working with her! Lately, I've been working in the back and I've realized how much I miss just chatting with her, telling her about my day and whats going on.
She is always there to tell me I'm boy-crazy, to hang out with me when I have no friends, and to tell me what I should do next.
I've often gone crying to my mom about the trial in my life right then, and she is always there to help me through it and tell me what to do. She always supports me in dance, going to each competition, sitting an hour and a half to see me dance for a minute. I don't think she can fathom how much it means to me that she goes to those, when she has seen the dance at least 10 times already, but to support me.
Taylor Swift often sings about my life, but this song especially hits home for my mom and me.
I'm five years old, it's getting cold, I've got my big coat on
I hear your laugh and look up smiling at you, I run and run
Past the pumpkin patch and the tractor rides, look now, the sky is gold
I hug your legs and fall asleep on the way home
I don't know why all the trees change in the fall
But I know you're not scared of anything at all
Don't know if Snow White's house is near or far away
But I know I had the best day with you today
I'm thirteen now and don't know how my friends could be so mean
I come home crying and you hold me tight and grab the keys
And we drive and drive until we found a town far enough away
And we talk and window shop 'til I've forgotten all their names
I don't know who I'm gonna talk to now at school
But I know I'm laughing on the car ride home with you
Don't know how long it's gonna take to feel okay
But I know I had the best day with you today
I have an excellent father, his strength is making me stronger
God smiles on my little brother, inside and out, he's better than I am
I grew up in a pretty house and I had space to run
And I had the best days with you
There is a video I found from back when I was three
You set up a paint set in the kitchen and you're talking to me
It's the age of princesses and pirate ships and the seven dwarfs
And Daddy's smart and you're the prettiest lady in the whole wide world
And now I know why the all the trees change in the fall
I know you were on my side even when I was wrong
And I love you for giving me your eyes
For staying back and watching me shine
And I didn't know if you knew, so I'm takin' this chance to say
That I had the best day with you today.
When I was going through a rough time with friends, my mom did just what the song said. She made me forget. She helped me through it. She offered to transfer schools, even move to get away from the situation. I will never ever forget that time in my life, and her influence.
Without my mom, I would be nothing. She has given me everything I could ever ask for, and more. She truly is my best friend and I love spending time with her. She puts up with a lot with me, but she still loves me and continues to make me laugh.
So mom, thank-you so much for everything you do. I can't explain to you how much you mean to me. You are my best friend in the entire world and I love you to death.
Posted by caihay at 8:26 PM
Saturday, May 8, 2010
We're just THAT cool that we...
Play candyland until Evan gets too excited about Calculus.
Then. When I turn off the television, I get body slammed by Evan.
Also. Johanna gives me a wedgie until I almost pee my pants.
Mandi, she colors carebears.
I like these people.
Posted by caihay at 11:13 PM
Friday, May 7, 2010
I'll admit it. I'm a HUGE fan. I have all her cd's and I am obsessed!
Through all the drama with her being a skank, I've stayed a fan.
But honey, you've gone too far.
You are 17, my dear.
You are NOT Brittany Spears.
Nor should you want to be.
I can't be tamed. -- miley cyrus.
It's sketch. And really weird.
Posted by caihay at 7:32 PM
Sometimes two of my good friends hold hands. I enjoy it.
Tomorrow, Mickell will be 19, and Jesse will be 16. Wahoo!
Slumber party? Yessss please.
I've watched A LOT of disney channel today. I'm a dweeb. I like it.
I heart the disney channel so much.
I love cheesiness.
So much, I tivo all the new episodes. i'm real excited for the new suite life on deck tonight. and wizards.
I really really love Canada, although I'm not sure why I am so obsessed. I hear it is really really cold. Maybe because Justin Bieber is from there? Maybe because thats where the moose are? Who knows? Not me.
Can I please slap a boy out of anger? That's my goal in life.
The burmuda triangle sounds nice.
I love sleeping in awkward positions.
Probably why I love sleeping in cars.
I'm so attracted to David Beckham.
Sometimes Megan and I wrestle. I dominate her.
E! News. yess. Gulianna Rancic.
Disaster date is pretty funny. I secretly wish my friends would put me on that show.
Lindsay Lohan needs to eat some food. She is making me sick.
I'm rather obsessed with celebrities. Stalking them is addiciting.
Sometimes I have weird dreams that I have a baby.
I love Khloe and Lamar. They are adorable together.
My jaw hurts. Real bad.
Lady Gaga is a freak. I'm afraid of her.
You should be too.
Heidi Montag looks so weird!
Spencer has gone crazy.
I love the hills.
I LOVE T.SWIFT!!
Posted by caihay at 7:18 PM
I'm probably dying.
Both of boredom and illness.
Maybe someone can come visit me?
Posted by caihay at 3:11 PM
Thursday, May 6, 2010
In life, things happen that you can't really help. like wedgies. Sometimes you just got to deal with it.
Evan and I make up quotes about life sometimes. Wedgies happen.
It all started when I threatened to give him a wedgie. He then said, hey. wedgies happen. It grew from there.
"I need to pee, Jo needs a tampon. I can't wait to go camping."
Sometimes Jaden rents a movie and when we try to watch it we realize that it's only in Spanish or Portuguse. I laugh aloud.
I love Kassie Hymas a whole lot.
I'm probably dying. I can't breathe. My head hurts real bad. merrrh.
In dance, I lay on mats.
I'm a pirate. Kirsi is a pirate cheerleader, I think.
I need to sleep. Except I might die in my sleep from my lack of breathing.
I like watching my fingers while I type.
Also, I love taking typing tests. When I was in elementry, whenever we would get to play games I would take typing tests instead. Sometimes when I'm really bored I take them.
I'm going deaf, I bet.
I hear noise. I hope my father is making me a smoothie.
Posted by caihay at 8:37 PM
Sometimes, we have family prayer at the Kirby's house. i like the kirby's.
It took us 4 tries to say the prayer.
The first try, Mandi blessed that Evan would stop stroking her elbow. I almost peed my pants on that one.
Sometimes Colleen wears a mustache. I burst into laughter.
I like Ian and Mckenna.
I like that when I go to the Kirby's, Colleen begins to feed me.
Mckenna and I discuss homework. I fail.
Mckenna and I are best friends. I love hanging out at their house.
Ian wears footie pajamas.
Where do i get some of those?
Jo makes a mess everyday at the kirbys.
We quote Glozell because she is my hero.
Mckenna knows things about our love lifes.
I really really love the kirby family.
We yell, 'Megan! You're a babe!' out the window to megan call.
I said she could come. Mandi said no.
I like her a whole lot.
Mandi's dad gives me the third degree. We're friends now. I like it.
Her mother sits on the bathtub and eats popcorn while we get Mandi ready for prom.
I love these people a whole lot.
Posted by caihay at 8:48 AM
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
When Megan and I get delusional at night, it makes for some prime texting conversations.
"You dance like a horse. it's a good thing. I'm a horse whisperer and I know they like to dance."
"First. You are not a horse whisperer. Remember when I almost got eaten by a horse? Rude. Second, they do not like to dance. Bullseye does not dance. Horses in cowboy movies do not dance. Third, I am extrememly afraid of horses dancing. We would probably all die. Fourth. Doesn't that snail live by your computer?"
"horse dancing is a beautiful art. Threaten my horse whispering skills one more time and I'll do a horse dance all over your face. And yes, that snail lives on my desk light. it's happy there."
"horses do not dance. Except for maybe Mr. Ed who can talk, because he probably has super horse powers. I'm a horse yeller and I will yell at those horses to eat your face like an apple."
"you are a horse. I love you. goodnight."
Also, sometimes she thinks she is eve and doesn't have to wear pants.
Megan. pants are necessary when at school.
We visit Chef Anthony during radio and talk about her and russ' relationship. She confides things in us. We like her.
Kendra leaves for Africa today. How awful. Last night it took me about 15 minutes to leave her house. Finally, i quick like a bandaid ran out the door and got into my car, resisting the urge to go back for one more kendra hug.
Off with their heads is a common statement in our lives.
Taylor Swift is such a babe.
Jessica Simpson's price of beauty ended. What a lovely show. I'm looking forward to next season.
I miss make it or break it.
I REALLY miss Fantasy Factory! When is it going to be on?!? it's been like two years!!!
My favorite part about People.com is reading the 10 best celeb quotes. They are hysterical.
Mandi wears black jumpsuits and makes my day.
How is Jessica Simpson addicted to nicorette gum when she doesn't even smoke? Imbicile. It's ok. I still like you.
If it weren't so off-putting for my coworkers, I'd wear my flannel, one-piece, Hannah Montana pajamas, like, ALL. THE. TIME."
"If it weren't so off-putting for my coworkers, I'd wear my flannel, one-piece, Hannah Montana pajamas, like, ALL. THE. TIME."
Ryan Reynolds said that.
What makes scarlett Johansen feel pretty you ask? "Red lipstick and sandwiches."
CRT testing. merhhhh.
I love the holy cow boutique. so much.
I especially love love love their pretzels and cinammon buns. mmmmm.
Young Children sometimes make me want to barf.
I like baby elliot. I like him a lot.
Posted by caihay at 9:00 AM
Monday, May 3, 2010
Sometimes randomly Mickell texts me that. I laugh real hard. Apparently reptiles are natural born stalkers? yup. Definietly me. At the age of 5, at my brothers wedding, I followed my sisters in laws nephew asking him to dance with me. He wouldn't. He was afraid. Also, I was convinced I was going to marry Michael Jordan. Yup. Baby Cailey and Teenage Cailey are exactly alike.
There have been some really funny quotes while texting today.
"probably but you can call me doctor love."
"oh you're cute. stop flirting with me."
WOW.Those two sound sketch next to each other but they were different conversations!
"you are a womb-bound creeper."
"Well other than the whole dinosaur thing... I just learned reptiles are natural born stalkers."
"Probably a crocodile. You have a song. Never smile at a crocodile, never say hello and stop to talk a while (or else she'll stalk you"
"You don't even remember that movie you manky gaffer."
I have funny friends.
I got a lot done today.
Kassie blogs about me sometimes. I'm rather obsessed with that girl.
Texting Kendra quotes makes me happy.
I'll visit her tomorrow and probably cry because she is off to africa on wednesday.
My dear, I do not like you like that. Let's not be awkward, please?
The house that built me. -- miranda lambert.
We watch NCIS for family home evening sometimes.
Lehi Rollermills sweatshirts.
Fruit by the foot. yesss. I wonder if it is really a foot long? We'll check sometime.
I clean Tibbs out.
Taco Amigo for lunch. oh baby.
I break up my engagement.
We like each other again.
Laced with brillant smiles and shining eyes.
Places you have come to fear the most always reminds me of when Jaden had a radio show and I would call in and request that.
Cooler than me. I enjoy that song immensely.
Who goes to history? Not I.
'Uh. I came up with a bad case of bronchitis.'
sometimes I almost make jesse fall off the back of the scooter.
i hate shoes when it's warm.
Grilled chicken and salad.
Today was not a terrible monday.
Posted by caihay at 9:27 PM
I have 25 zip-ups or hoodies.
Some of them are super old school and don't really fit but still.
Whenever I go shopping I look for new sweatshirts.
This addiction is terrible but I enjoy.
Hey, at least it's not cocaine?
Posted by caihay at 6:25 PM