Saturday, October 2, 2010

quotes from my phone.

"not even a fetus? or even an unfertilized egg?"--emily

"socks?! what kind of nudist are you? a flag may be permitted. how else are we to stake our land?"--kenlynn

"i find him fancy and cute."--megan

"you & your racehorse pee."--megan

"good because if you wre a tad bit smaller i would let you hold my leg while i walked around."--jenna

"are her boobs real? you can always tell a good grandma about how placed her bosoms are."--megan

"yeah. i love the nude. you are totally invited to join. i just need to figure out if i need approval from the state first."--kenlynn

"i'm in love with him for sure. he's really funny. can't wait for you to makes babies with him"--courtney j.

"no he seems much more like a carrot. he doesn't have the seductive undertone of something delectable like strawberries and chocolate."--mickell

"right... i'm sure he is. he strikes me as a carrot more than a chip though."--mickell

"everyone love a naked person. nudity brings humor."--megan

"hit on him like how you hit on me."--megan

"i was possessed i tell you. not five. you don't want to smell like you're trying too hard or a baby prostitute."--mickell

"something cute but not too girly. it may say, 'yup i'm sexy but i love football."--mickell

1 comments:

Court J said...

"i'm in love with him for sure. he's really funny. can't wait for you to makes babies with him"--courtney j.

Do you remember the rest of the context of this conversation. I'm concerned for myself!