Monday, February 28, 2011

you clean up real nice.

Tonight, I got a text from my sister, Keri.
"justin and selena: "they snuggled until the early morning hours." at an oscar party. If it's any consulation her boobs looked really slutty in her dress."

well justin. you look real nice.
selena, we all know he's only dating you because he and i haven't met yet. go away.

5 comments:

Hippie Grandma said...

hahahahaha, i loved this. :)

i hope you have a fantastic day of birth.
filled with joy and balloons and cake,
and other such things that birthdays always seem to offer. :)

lisa said...

Sickly
Ew
Lame
Ew
Nasty
Atrocious

Happy birthday by the way!!

Lexi. said...

i heard they split.

p.s define "snuggled."

Anonymous said...

they DO look really slutty. but honestly i loved his hair pre-cut. :(
stalk stalk stalk. consider yourself stalked.

and again tonight by the both of us :)

xx
D

rue. said...

if it's any consulation, he only likes her for her slutty boobs.