Does anyone else have those airwick air freshners in your house? The ones that puff air out every half hour and scare the begeezees out of you?
I hate them so so much.
seriously. They sound like aliens with a cold, sneezing all the time and such, and it scares me every time.
last night, i was laying in bed, almost asleep when airwick the alien sneezed and i nearly peed my pants.
go away airwick alien, and take some cold medicine.
*on the upside, they smell like peaches.