texting conversations are bomb.
Alyssa: "let's see.... you think he's a babe. he's super funny. we appreciate his humor. we like that he liked to us about your brother telling him to send this to you, it's cute he's covering up his crush. you like that he is on a mission. we like that he flies airplanes, we know that you will get married someday. i know that i'll be your maid of honor. no big deal. we know this is true love. what else do we know...."
Me: "hahahahahahahahahahaha hello ultimate creep"
Alyssa: "oh, hey there. :)"
also if you read it out loud, it sounds like a childs testimony.